Oswalt’s full eight-minute speech is sadly way too long fit into a 22-minute TV episode. But that’s what the Internet is for. And I can’t think of a more Internet-friendly rant than one that features Oswalt on an episode of Parks & Rec, tying in Star Wars, Marvel, Clash of the Titans, and Brian De Palma. There’s even a Marco Rubio reference for good measure. The only thing it’s missing is a cat that plays the keyboard.
